Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Dedication-almighty Yadhaven
So guys, there’s something I need to tell you. There’s this guy who’s like the awesomest guy in existence. Minstrels sing ballads of his awesomeness and how he single-handedly overthrew the evil empire of Catherinetopia with his left pinky (jokes Catherine ya cool  ). I dare not look at his marvellous feet and yet he allows us to gaze upon his glorious face day after day. He is truly the definition and embodiment of splendour and tears involuntarily spring forth from my eyes like a fountain as a shield for the high level of awesomeness a mere mortal cannot withstand. And yet these tears are also tears of pure joy in being able to witness and (if I’m lucky) maybe even be a part of the events within his life, no doubt being recognised in significant historical records in later years as “The one companion who was awesome but not quite awesome enough to match The Almighty OWM.” Legends have been made of his ability to shift mountains with nothing but a tap of his toe and it has also been said that anything he touches immediately increases its value a millionfold, so people, follow him around and grab anything he touches and go sell it on eBay to get rich The day he dies would be the day that the whole world would lament the loss of a great leader and wise master. And yet you are probably wondering, who is this man who makes the heavens sing of such wonderful deeds? It is none other than Samuel Kim, the almighty Yadhaven, the bringer of light, the one whom we all dearly love and who I am proud to say, is the greatest man who ever lived.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Dedication-almighty Yadhaven
So guys, there’s something I need to tell you. There’s this guy who’s like the awesomest guy in existence. Minstrels sing ballads of his awesomeness and how he single-handedly overthrew the evil empire of Catherinetopia with his left pinky (jokes Catherine ya cool ). I dare not look at his marvellous feet and yet he allows us to gaze upon his glorious face day after day. He is truly the definition and embodiment of splendour and tears involuntarily spring forth from my eyes like a fountain as a shield for the high level of awesomeness a mere mortal cannot withstand. And yet these tears are also tears of pure joy in being able to witness and (if I’m lucky) maybe even be a part of the events within his life, no doubt being recognised in significant historical records in later years as “The one companion who was awesome but not quite awesome enough to match The Almighty OWM.” Legends have been made of his ability to shift mountains with nothing but a tap of his toe and it has also been said that anything he touches immediately increases its value a millionfold, so people, follow him around and grab anything he touches and go sell it on eBay to get rich The day he dies would be the day that the whole world would lament the loss of a great leader and wise master. And yet you are probably wondering, who is this man who makes the heavens sing of such wonderful deeds? It is none other than Samuel Kim, the almighty Yadhaven, the bringer of light, the one whom we all dearly love and who I am proud to say, is the greatest man who ever lived.
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Hello, I'm Grace, 16, Christian, go to a school filled with cows & Asians & loving it like mad. You can't really talk about yourself without sounding like an attention-seeking derp so yeah, this blog is for to read when I'm old & my memory's all gone LOL but I hope it cures your boredom sometimes.
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