-Me trying to shoot & Sarah stands too close, stoned face-

Sarah- I'm short, come on, let me defend from here

-I move to get away-

Sarah- I'm short

-I move again-

Sarah- I'm short

-I move, thinking I'll be safe & then Sarah pops up & stands close again-

Sarah- No matter where you run, I'll still be short

-awkward-

& THEN.

Sarah- there's something I have to tell you. And now that we're outside, I can finally tell you...You're adopted
Me- yeah whatever, heard it all before
Sarah- yeah because if I told you inside, Mum would get mad and try to make me drink Chinese medicine [long running joke of how it'll make her grow taller]
Me-...

My sister's so strange.

<3

-Me trying to shoot & Sarah stands too close, stoned face-

Sarah- I'm short, come on, let me defend from here

-I move to get away-

Sarah- I'm short

-I move again-

Sarah- I'm short

-I move, thinking I'll be safe & then Sarah pops up & stands close again-

Sarah- No matter where you run, I'll still be short

-awkward-

& THEN.

Sarah- there's something I have to tell you. And now that we're outside, I can finally tell you...You're adopted
Me- yeah whatever, heard it all before
Sarah- yeah because if I told you inside, Mum would get mad and try to make me drink Chinese medicine [long running joke of how it'll make her grow taller]
Me-...

My sister's so strange.

<3